posted 02-07-2003 06:41 PM         

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LOOK FOR A PERVERTED FRENCHMAN UNDER THE DESK!!! IT'S TRUE, THEY ARE SEX MANIACS, OFTEN HAVING RELATIONS WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS (INCLUDING WILLARD SCOTT)

RE-BOOTEZ THEIR BERET-CLAD BUTTS OUTTEZ LA DOOREZ!

VIVE LA DELL! CRUSHEZ LES FROGS!!!!

[This message has been edited by Loopy (edited 02-07-2003).]

posted 02-07-2003 07:14 PM         

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Think about it. The things that the French are most proud of are eating snails, cheese, and the livers of tortured geese. The French words most commonly used in other countries are douche, bidet and menage a trois.

Obviously, they screw up their eating and eat up their.......

posted 02-07-2003 07:34 PM         

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I just walked out of the bedroom and noticed my cat was looking weirdly at the living room window. When I looked, I saw a face looking back at me and I slammed the window shut. (I have bars on the outside of my window so I slide it open—trailer-style—and let the cats come & go.) Then I noticed the other one was still in the kitchen! I could see the fear in the eyes through the mask on his face. I ran to my bedroom and grabbed a machete from the corner of the room as it was the only thing I had. The intruder was now cornered and more dangerous but he had to go. So I opened the front door and began waving my arms and shouting, "Heyuhheyuh!Getthef**kouttahere!!!" He appeared to be a bit young and didn't seem to understand that I was offering freedom. And I was scared he might wet (or worse) the back of my couch where he was sitting. So I ran out and around the side of the building where I saw the first bandit trying to see what was going on. He saw me and took off. I ran to the window and was able to slide it open and the one inside burst through the window and disappeared under the fence. They were trying to steal cat food of all things!

Well, I've had it! I'm calling animal control tomorrow and telling them to come and get these raccoons before I have to use that machete.

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